2g in each arm, SBW under Ecstasy oval masked strips the brilliant Toulouse-Clermont

Si vous avez eu la chance de retourner dans les salles de cinéma ces derniers jours, vous avez peut-être découvert Drunk, un film danois récompensé par de multiples prix. Le pitch de base est simple : quatre amis décident de réaliser une expérience scientifique en se basant sur la théorie d’un psychologue selon laquelle l’homme aurait un déficit d’alcool dans le sang dès la naissance. Le but est de rester à un taux acceptable de 0,5 gramme, et de voir si la vie est vraiment plus belle quand elle est un peu plus floue.

Well on Saturday, the Toulouse stadium decided to carry out an even further experience!After a week of festivity following their European champions, the Red and Black tried to play a rugby match with 2 grams in each arm.And the worst is that it worked pretty well.

Be careful all the same: this kind of challenge is reserved for professional sportsmen and alcoholics, do not do that at home!

The film of the match

There is only one thing that Toulouse love more than winning a title: it is to tell everyone that they have won a title. Quelques jours après leur succès sur La Rochelle à Twickenham, les Stadistes arborent donc déjà la 5^e étoile sur leur maillot.

Impossible not to see a kind of provocation towards the Clermontois, so often unhappy in the most prestigious European competition.The Toulouse stadium, it is a bit of the neighbor that we admire and that we hate both: the one with a beautiful house, a beautiful shirt, a beautiful woman, beautiful children, a dog with silky hair and perfectly obedient.While you, you live in a miteous barrack, you chain the crazy dates on Tinder, and even your cot of cat seems to despise you.And you wonder every night: why him?Why him and not me?

Because life is unjust, simply.Anyway, her shirt, she wouldn't even.You were not done to wear beautiful things.Come on, put on your filthy yellow t-shirt and stop whining on your spell.

In short, we will have understood, this evening is a little special in the world of those to whom everything smiles all the time.Because in addition to celebrating yet another title, the Toulousains celebrate two players who will leave their ranks at the end of the season.First, a living legend of world rugby.And then Jerome Kaino.

The Auvergne are known to be polite and kind people (as long as they are asked to pay).But tonight, we feel them a little raised by this indecent atmosphere of festivity.They have as a desire to land in the middle of the barbecue of this damn perfect neighbor, and to sow a good big mess, parasitic way (I promise I stop the cinema references, I know that it makes you flee).From the first seconds, we therefore find an aggressive and enterprising ASM.The Toulousains, a little surprised by the ingratitude of their guests, seem outdated.Matsushima pierces the defense for the first time, but his game at the foot to follow does not give anything. Puis c’est Betham qui intercepte une passe de Dupont qui doit voir encore un peu flou et croire qu’on joue la 79^e minute.Unfortunately for the Clermont winger, he finds himself in the worst situations possible: without support and with Cheslin Kolbe who runs behind him.

The South African succeeds in the rescue and even scratches the ball in the process, allowing his family to emerge.But he is injured on the action and must give in his place.In Toulouse, you should know that there is also a big competition between the trophy cabinet and the infirmary to find out who will be full.

By dint of dominating, the Jaunards finally end up scoring.Ramos is cut by Fischer and loses the ball, once again intercepted by Betham.

Behind, we continue quickly and we take advantage that nobody is replaced on the Toulouse side to send attached to the test.0-5 after the failed transformation of Sébastien Bézy, who, let us note, addresses a horrible discoloration.While he doesn’t even apologize for winning the Cup challenge.

It's 17-10 after Ramos's transformer.In the space of a minute, the Clermontois conceded 14 points and completely ransacked the advantage they had taken 20 minutes to build.As it's Clermont, we are not totally surprised either, but still, it hurts.

After a start on the wheel hats, the rhythm of the part falls somewhat.Spirits heat up, Jedrasiak and Elstadt meet and, as we could imagine, the love at first sight is immediate.Elstadt, I do not remember having seen him do a single good match this season, on the other hand as soon as there was a fight he was present, which probably allows him to have all the supporting documents to keep hisSouth African nationality.

Despite this small air hole and this altercation, the Clermontois are determined not to be intimidated.They take advantage of a series of faults to return to the 22 opponents.Then, we are witnessing the same tactic as that used by the red and black a little earlier: we give the ball to a guy of a ton and we tell him to go straight.And it's Sipili Falatea who passes the line in Bulldozer mode, after riding on poor Romain Ntamack.

We come back to 17-17 but, by marking this essay, Clermont may be condemned.Indeed, Franck Azéma's men woke up the man who never looks really woken up. Bien secoué sur l’action précédente, pire, décoiffé, Romain Ntamack décide d’enfin rentrer dans son match à la 39^e minute – soit 20 minutes plus tôt qu’en finale de Champions Cup.After a beautiful action initiated by a breakthrough of Ramos, then a bait of Bézy which does not manage to clear the ball in touch, yaws and faumuina demonstrate once again that they surely form the best pair of Toulouse centers this season this season.Ntamack inherits the ball in the ideal position, accelerates everything in the air of making its Sunday jogging, then erases Damian Penaud with a subtle and elegant hook.24-17, the stadium goes back to mind just before the break.

6 tests, rhythm, game, Eric Bayle is happy and invites us to vote for the note of the match-a crucial issue apparently, almost more than the race for qualification for the semi-finals.It is true that the match is good, it is just a bit of a shame that it falls right on the evening of the Champions League final when no one looks.

The second period begins and, once again, the Toulousains have a small laggard to ignition.Tire wracks set up again within 22 meters after a penalty.The playing times are linked near the line, the premises put themselves in the fault and, on a quickly played penalty, Yato takes everyone to go and score.Yes, ASM has managed to score 4 tests in Ernest-Wallon, and all that not even conducting the score: new equality, 24-24!

We then enter the traditional "soft belly" of this kind of very open games, when everyone begins to tire a little and the whistles of the referee more often make the difference that the races of the players.And the triple vice-champions of Europe are the most unruly: Ramos can give three, then six points ahead of his team.

Back into play, Parra reduces the scoring.We are pissed off a bit, to tell the truth, but at least we can admire Cyril Baille who decided to play all the positions and chain the Aufelodes like a Sonny Bill Williams under Ecstasy.So certainly he is a pillar, he does not put Dupont's tests, he does not have Ntamack hair, but still, which player.

At the time of play, we finally wake up a little when an event occurs: the first hook successful by Kolbe for 6 months.The world champion, returned to the game at the start of the second period, finds Lebel in support.The latter transmits to Santiago Chocolatines for a superb test in-La-Toulousaine-5-Etoiles-on-est-les-Plus-Piti-Big-Flo-et-Oli-Pas-de-Nouvelle-Chanson.Alas, this work of art is refused by the referee, without even calling on the video, for a passage not very obvious between Ahki and Kolbe.We will say that it is to settle the invoice of all the trials in front of which will have been granted in the history of Ernest-Wallon.

Too bad for the beautiful game, we will not see any more tests tonight.On a new penalty, Ramos definitively widens the gap, 36-27, and it will be the final score.Against Toulouse, it's always a bit the same story: we tell ourselves that it is not that terrible, that we dominate them, that we can hit them.Then we lower 3 seconds to redo our laces and we cashed three tests.

Despite the fatigue, the hangover or a packed infirmary, you will still have to be damn strong to get the champions out of the Boulard during the final stages.As for the Clermontois, they will be able to approach this final stretch in the best possible conditions for Clermontois: nobody knows what they do there, nobody takes them seriously and even their supporters do not believe it for a second.0 pressure, and therefore all the place to achieve the feat.

While waiting for the start of these final stages which are promising, I will give you an appointment next week for the final of the pro D2 which will oppose Perpignan to Biarritz.Personally I do not yet know which one of these two teams I hate the most, and which I want to see the most in Top 14 so that it takes turned every weekend.If you have arguments, do not hesitate to share them on social networks!

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